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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hey, they wanted religion in government. They got it.

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

This is more like "freedomatemyface".

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wow, the Attorney General, James Uthmeier, is a moron. How the hell did he get a law degree?

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rote memorization vs intelligence strikes again!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

And he would have gotten away with it too, if wasn’t for checks notes…

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I find it amusing that the two most "respected" professions rely almost entirely on memorisation and not actual intelligence.

[–] hanrahan@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

How the hell did he get a law degree?

He filled the DEI quota for morons, luckly that path to a law degree has been removed /s

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 24 points 2 days ago

What a completely predictable result.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Florida religious zealots: We want tax $ to pay for religious schools!

Muslims use the program to pay for religious schools.

Florida religious zealots: Not like that!!!!!!!!!

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Muslims consider Jesus their second prophet. The Christo-fascist in the Florida Oblast can F-themselves.

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I lived in Florida shudder or really anywhere with programs like this, I'd be damn tempted to start a pagan school. "Today kids, to finish our ecology section we will be planting a ring of oak trees, and then chanting for their blessing. Health class will have a discussion of the latest research on the impacts of meditation, art will be painting a set of symbols from your tradition. Math will be the next section on trigonometry."

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago

I'd start the world's first satanist school for children.

There'd be dope as art featuring child appropriate depictions of Satan everywhere, we'd begin every day with a black mass which would just be putting on black robes and talking about a challenging thing you'd like to get better at today, and I'd hire really really good science teachers. Critical thinking would be a core component of the curriculum and the students would be rewarded for rationallly and respectfully challenging authority in a way commensurate with furthering their own individual learning goals.

The ultimate goal of the school would be to produce intelligent freethinkers who had the tools to challenge destructive normative behaviour and a deep respect for people's' autonomy and differences.