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[–] borax7385@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Can't wait!

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If one of a companies products kills someone, the CEO should be personally liable civilly and criminally.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I'd take it even farther - abolish the corporate veil. Hold the investors accountable for the things they pay their fall guy to do. They're basically hiring hit men.

If they can't afford the liability insurance, then they're planning on pushing that cost onto the public and their company should not exist.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago

I'm ready to go Gollum mode on a billionaire tbfh

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

CEOs are generally heartless asshats.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Aren't waymos safer than human drivers? Why are we shitting on something that will reduce a huge source of death and injury?

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hey, at least you're guaranteed that the car didn't decide to get behind the wheel after a heavy night of drinking.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Which is more than we can say for the US head of the department of defense

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

No, we are fucking not. What the fuck?!

[–] CallMeAnAI@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

fucking what?

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ours@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe that someone is a CEO?

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago

They already killed a much loved bodega cat, to some outrage, though in reality probably acceptance that the loss of bodega cats is the necessary price of progress. Maybe they can replace the cats with AI or something?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

tesla already beats them there, in the testing department.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

On Reddit they were celebrating Waymo coming to London

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