Futurama

"No I'm ... doesn't. "

"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!"

"I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures."

Finally you posted this one, been waiting to post my favourite obscure line from the show:

“They’re like sex except I’m having them”

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?

Or

Why couldn't she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing

Fry: I ALREADY DID!

'Billy West'? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!

Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.

It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up

"Space... it seems to go on and on forever... but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."

"Back in the 21st century, we didn't need a fancy mechanical can-opening device! We just used a can-opener!"

struggles and fails to open a can

"I'm hungry! 😩"

I did do the nasty in the pasty.

Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?

Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?

Fry: Could chocolate just let me finish?

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Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee.

Another classic:

"Fry: Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?

Leela: Yep. It's December 31st 2999.

Fry: My God! A million years!"

Leela: But fry, you are poor.

Fry: Yeah but one day I might not be, and then people like me better watch out!

Shut up and take my money!

Leela: "Did you drive a lot in the 20th century?"

Fry: "Nah, nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic."

Or:

Fry: "I don't want you to hear it until it's done."

Leela: "But it's beautiful!"

Fry: "So's a peacock but you don't eat it until it's cooked."

I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.

I'm gonna get you soooo many lizards

Which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

"Cease to exist?! But that's basically all I do!"

Leela: No offense Fry... but you've become a fat sack of crap.

Fry: Sack!?

Girls like swarms of things, right?

“What smells like blue?”

“This seems like a good place to take a dump.”

Fry: Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. I can't believe your show was banned.

Leonard Nimoy: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Fry: You know. 1966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones.

"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"

"I've... not heard of them?"

Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!

Yet the Zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadliest animal of them all... is the Zookeeper!

Spoons in the foot powder!

Did everything just taste purple?

"If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive, violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely."

No I'm.. doesn't

Can chocolate just let me finish?

Ow...The butter in my pocket is melting.

I love how everyone just split up and quoted every line in the show

"Oops", when he misses the button

"I've got one single nail. And another nail to nail it with. And I'm going to stop this infernal ice cream machine once and for all!"

Girls like swarms of lizards, right?

Help! Police!

This is a cool way to diiiieeeee....

Why is the TV getting smaller?

All funny ones are gone but I'll go with ...

I love you. When said to Leela.

It's silly cause obviously he does but he tries so hard and I think the parts where Leela returns his affection are some of the sweetest moments in the series (like the Titanic spoof even if it's not directly said I can't recall)

Also I haven't finished the final season, only a few episodes in, savouring it. So maybe something there breaks that idea. But I'll see it if it happens.