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[–] tonytins@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

MAGA: "you libs are dumb to think Trump sees himself as king!"

Trump: posts a clip of himself as king

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It isn't the first one, either.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The official White House account tweeted this...

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

And then there's Kash Patel's bizarre children's book trilogy..

[–] joekar1990@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

“He’s just trolling the libs! yall have trump derangement syndrome!”

[–] Renat@szmer.info 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So he needs use AI to make himself dropping shit to protesters. Pathetic. I made it in 20 minutes. btw this Nagarjuna cement ad from 3th panel is fake, but song is from real ad.

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[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

This from the guy that wants the Nobel peace prize.

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the kind of behavior I'd expect of an edgy 12 year old. That weird kid who sat in the back of the class and carved shit into the desk. Is this really the look republican voters want from their representation? I thought they looked up to manly portrayals of men. Men who said little, but exuded strength from their actions. Is this really how they want to be portrayed. It's just cringey and embarrassing.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i mean hes also trashing the white house to build his ballroom, like destroying half of the white house to build it.

[–] Guitarfun@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh I'm aware. I'm just questioning republican MAGA voter's perception. I've worked in construction most of my adult life and even in my childhood I spent much of my time around the real macho old school conservative types. I just don't understand how anyone who looked up to the classic strongman stereotype of a man can support such an obvious "pansy". In their eyes the ideal man was strong, silent, honorable, hard working, tough, courageous, the all American cowboy archetype.

Trump is none of those things. This video is just another of many examples of what an absolute pathetic loser he is and yet republicans still continue to allow him to represent them. I'd be embarrassed to be in the same party as him and I'm the furthest thing from a republican. I just don't get it.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

its called "being in too deep" when you support someone/something to the point your survival/livelyhood is dependant upon him, you have to keep doubling down in order to keep the "grift going". the gop has to support them, if they want to remain in thier positions.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

For only $180,000,000. Right wing fiscal responsibility.

[–] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe Americans will wake up to what Trump actually thinks of them?

H AHA HA. Oh man, I crack myself up.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe Americans will wake up to what Trump actually thinks of them?

"Oh, the CHOSEN ONE has decided to grace us with his feces! We are praised!!"

Millions died for Hitler and Mussolini and Hirohito.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Feces is the ultimate insult when you are like 6?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, Homo sapiens are apes. I never understood why calling a person an ape was an insult. It’s taxonomically correct.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 2 weeks ago

Meanwhile, humans don't usually fling poop at other humans, unless you're trump I guess.

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone -1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m all for showing creative signs from the protest, but PLEASE blur faces. Shitler would love to have evidence of dissent when he goes full dictator mode.

[–] Puddinghelmet@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What a fucking embarrassment of a president of the United States, that he even has time to make this ... America please come on BOOT HIM 🐸

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 weeks ago

America please come on BOOT HIM 🐸

More than half love him.