I had someone once put their seatbelt on when I asked, and then took it off again once I was moving. So I pulled over and said to put it back on, and keep it on, or get ready for a long walk.
The audacity of some people.
this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2025
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My car does not move until all passengers have their seatbelt securely fastened. Gotta problem? You can fuckin' walk.
I'll drive you with no seatbelt, hell I'll skip it myself if I feel like it .
But I won't do that while taking you to your dealer. Never commit a misdemeanor while you're committing felonies.
only one crime at a time 👉😎👉
If you're going on a drug run, why would you risk cops by not wearing a seat belt?
Only break one law at a time.
Yeah, he's planning on putting it on for the ride home