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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

"Don't be evil unless fascism is better option"

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I wonder what happened behind the scenes

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

No shit! Can you imagine the conversations? Were they subtle, blatant threats, what?!

[–] plyth@feddit.org 3 points 3 weeks ago

Apple also removed their app. Something must have happened.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Taking turn giving trump a fellatio

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

Like sucking on one of those mini candy canes.

[–] Vertelleus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Why does it have to be an app? Why can't it be just a webpage?

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[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Good puppy dogs doing Dear Leader's bidding. History will remember!

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

Google says a group of masked fascists kidnapping children from their beds is a "vulnerable group".

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Grand Play.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Google can F-themselves.

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

"You just uninstalled Chrome We’re sorry to see you go. Please help us improve Google Chrome by filling out this short survey. Your feedback is appreciated." And....no link to any survey provided, so I can't tell them why they can go fuck themselves. I still use Youtube non premium, with an ad blocker, but I'm open to any suggestions for a replacement site.....

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

PeerTube, but it cant be called an alternative (yet)

[–] TomArrr@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

https://odysee.com/

Only just discovered it last night, so, not sure what it really has to offer

[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Next up: Won't anyone think of the abusers? Who's the true victim of domestic violence?

In case anyone is wondering why an international tech giant caves so easily to the US government when the companies that own late night hosts still have them running: https://edition.cnn.com/2025/09/05/tech/google-eu-antitrust-fine-adtech

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