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[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Meanwhile you can still cherry-pick the tip, and go right to the head, and fork away.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

git pull origin SHAFT

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

A better alternative: Primus, Cresco, Artem, Missio

abraham lincoln was the horniest bastard around i guess.

[–] crt0o@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

git push origin main doesn't have the same ring to it as git push origin master

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

You forgot the - f

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Main makes me think about "draining the main vein" which still makes me kinda horny.

[–] Marzanna@scribe.disroot.org 2 points 1 month ago

Satan My Master!

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