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Going to leave this here: Oreo CEO: Stop making new oreos

Is this a good place to dump some Selena Gomez shit talk?

Regarding Oreos, yes they're insane constantly coming out with new flavors & sponsorships & brand deals even though it's all just fucking oreos, minus some noticable ounces & grams because of shrinkflation.

Regarding Selena & Oreos, Oreos are not healthy, and they're fattening though understandably delicious & addictive for those who are prone to such victual indulgences. And Selena has unapologetically mentioned that she does enjoy such foods. So let's take note of her weight fluctuation after her music career was interrupted by lupus and surgery etc. no shade, it's just part of being human. Oreos delicious. Selena Gomez approved her name & likeness plastered onto every Oreo package 🙄

But I suspect she has recently discovered Ozempic because...

She has thinned-up quite beautifully again after chubbing up a bit the last few years.

And falling in love with that blobby greasy slimy oily hairy monkey (who feeds her Taco Bell romantic picnics 🤢) who she apparently married just two days ago weekend of September 27th.

I am so nauseated by who she chose to marry.

But millionaires are free to do whatever they want so who am I to judge when I'm working me arse off and living paycheck-to-paycheck.

Her personality & public relations skills are top notch & she's so pleasant to look at & listen to except

recently the past few months or year her speech has become slow & slurred which is strange.

Slow slurred speech seems like medication side effects. But she's made no public acknowledgment about that because it's none of our business, she doesn't owe us in-depth details of every little thing but celebrities with excellent PR skills are such mysteries to us. She told us about her lupus and she told us about her kidney transplant but other obvious things she says nothing about and is so mysterious.

I've never seen her TV show /Steve Martin / Martin Short /something something Murder Building, so I wonder if her speech is slow & slurred when she's acting in that role too? I'm guessing probably not because that would not be a good look. So whatever medication she's on that's causing her red carpet interviews & her talk show interviews to give her such a slurred speech is a bit strange.

Perhaps she's slowing down especially now that she married a big fat greasy slimy man, let's hope his mindset & lifestyle & phenotype aren't contagious.

So her life goes on and I should focus on my own life. I'm doing fine I just wish I earned more money but if I did I would probably do crazy things like buy a huge mansion then complain that I'm lonely because money can't fix my personality or bipolar disorder or buy friends.

/ManicStreamOfConsciousness