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submitted 6 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.cafe to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] exchange12rocks@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nah, time tracking is often needed for tax purposes: companies can write off R&D expenses

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah but that can be done after you're finished, definitely shouldn't be part of planning!

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

4x4 bingo?

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Bing (or I guess to keep up with the song, _ingo)

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

So what's the actual error margin for estimating feature implementation time? It's going to be nearly the whole thing, right?

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[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Guess i got a blackout bingo on this one. Oof.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Might as well put the whole Agile/Scrum crap on there while you're at it...

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[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 6 days ago

Do people not know how bingo cards work anymore?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

All-day "Sprint Grooming" meeting