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[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Sure, DC could use more public bathrooms.

[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

A statue to pedo-protector Charlie Kirk, friend to pedos the world over, and beloved by all pedos?

[–] unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Would it not be better to have monuments to ideals instead of people, who can be flawed, idolized? ...asking for a friend

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[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

DC really could use more public places to piss.

[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They are REALLY fucking itching for their Horst Wessel.

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[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey liberals, if republicans are so transphobic, why would they build a gender neutral bathroom in the capital? Checkmate!

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

New public toilet! Sweet

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

i hope if that ever goes up, some based dude with a sledge hammer goes to work.

[–] centipede_powder@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I will only support this if its also a fountain.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Best I can do is a urinal

[–] firewyre@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

Hell yes, sow more distrust and anger. That's the way to unify the country 🤣😂

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