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[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

i understand this crosswalk has meaning, but until it is unguarded, let all unguarded crosswalks be rainbows! : D

be safe out there <3

[–] XenGi@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Paint the Police cars!

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Paint all the crosswalks.

These would be state police, wouldn't they? They shouldn't have jurisdiction on city streets. Time for that mayor to grow a spine and use local cops to chase them and the toadies who keep painting it black off.

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