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[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but I complained on a very important project once...

[–] m33@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I do this too:

New issue

Title: MAJOR BLOCKING

Description:

It doesn't work please fix

[–] kubica@fedia.io 7 points 1 week ago

It is now tagged as "good first issue"

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago
[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm an amateur programmer at best, and the height of my programming "career" was when my friend told me their IT was using my tool internally. It has a few hundred stars on GitHub now, so not too bad. Sad thing is that I have other projects that I actually am passionate about, but they don't get much love.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

I can only dream to be this popular and useful

[–] _hovi_@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't be shy, link the repo

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Sorry, but I use my real name on GitHub.

I can say that it's not a very complex project, and I think that simplicity is probably why people like it.

[–] _hovi_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

All good! I do know of a good few projects like that and yes, simplicity is often a very good selling point

[–] dangling_cat@piefed.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

GitHub is like programmer OnlyFans. Only the top .1% gets millions of downloads.

[–] _hovi_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Kind of how it goes for most content though no?

[–] cosmicrose@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 week ago
[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My project has been used by random companies at some point, never again, I can't recommend it to anyone. At first it was nice to have my stuff getting real world use but the never ending issues asking for new features and pressure to keep everything up to date was exhausting. It was a relief to archive it, never again.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The curl lean maintainer blogged about how most car manufacturers use curl yet none donate and also how sometimes companies expect him to do work and bs for free.
Ignore them unless they pay you.

[–] Jaruzel@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago

Hahaha that 2nd link, the audacity...

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

On the other hand, once it gets used and depended upon by several companies, you could have them in your hands. Screw them over, break their shit. Or… start charging? Maybe go for a license / ??? that allows for free use but requests payment for paid use

[–] RheumatoidArthritis@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

I tried to get paid consulting from it but never got a penny. But you're right, if I were more aggressive it could have worked as supplemental income.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

Eh, that's a lot of work. It's no wonder why there's such a large "Malware as a Service" industry nowadays

[–] fargeol@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Please, I'll let you know I have one star on my Codeberg

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 week ago

codeberg, not microsoft github

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago

So much junk in your github that it is comparabble to all modern infrastructure.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This implies that my code lives outside of modern tech. I write pure assembly

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

No, you gotta be making your own transistors.
The one on the bottom is the CPU architectures.

The background is the laws of the universe.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 12 points 1 week ago

That’s great. I don’t want that burden either way.

[–] RiQuY@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Original source artwork: https://xkcd.com/2347/

[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 week ago

"Whoa, is it floating in the air? No! Listen, I'm into it. That's cool as hell. That just lets you know how NATURAL and ORGANIC the code is!" -- Free ~~Apple~~ Application.

Also yeah imagine if I did anything, let alone having a project worthy of the thought of uploading it anywhere.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago
[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah well! I made a one line change to omz once!