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[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago

Did Franklin own slaves?

[–] shadowDingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The only paper I want to see this man's face on is toilet paper.

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[–] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Good thing they already put the "TP" logo on there so I won't forget to wipe my ass with it.

[–] Kcap@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I can already hear one of those terrible Trump rappers like Forgiato Blow making a maga themed "it's all about the Donalds baby" parody song. And it would probably gets millions of streams too. Ugh.

[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

I think they have syphilis and being obese in common

[–] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

Looks like I'll be buying American toilet paper after all! 😒

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