this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] scytale@piefed.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Anon is ugly, stinks, or has a terrible personality; or a mix/combination of those.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He had one dread, and fungus. Worked on people's toilets with plungers.

[–] barooboodoo@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

I've seen a weird amount of Del references on Lemmy and I'm here for it.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I've never had such an easy time talking to girls as I did in college. That's with me being short AF, quiet, and not particularly good looking. Either something has changed since then or OP has bad vibes.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Did you go to college before or after covid & social media.

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[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bruh it could've been me honestly, so sorry I tend to think when strangers speak to me I'm about to get scammed into something 😭

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do I know Anon is unattractive without knowing he is unattractive.

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