Since everyone else before me is too mature:
They made it for your mom
This is for strictly mildly interesting material. If it's too interesting, it doesn't belong. If it's not interesting, it doesn't belong.
This is obviously an objective criteria, so the mods are always right. Or maybe mildly right? Ahh.. what do we know?
Just post some stuff and don't spam.
Since everyone else before me is too mature:
They made it for your mom
Yeah, she told me that you were so embarrassingly bad in bed that she had this built out of frustration. She's quite satisfied.