this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] beeng@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cleavage looks like a bum, so the age old questions answer is....

Ass.

Or both.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

There’s another version I’ve seen of this where some commenters don’t understand and are arguing about it which is pretty entertaining

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

So y'all want boobs filled with pennies??
(Or nutsack, or both - whatever floats your enlightenment.)

I guess the sound would add a whole new level of fun.

[–] systemglitch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I like boobies.

[–] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Size doesn't matter!

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