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[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

See also: Let's roll our own .zip implementation that only Mac can reliably read for....reasons

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

honestly - while a Mac is certainly less painful to use than winshit, putting rubbish files recursively into each(!!) accessed folder, on all thumbdrives ever inserted, that's something Jobs deserves to burn in hell for.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You'd want that, but a lot of programs do that, both in Windows and Linux.

e.g. The .directory files with the [Desktop Entry] spec by freedesktop.org
Dolphin has the option to enable/disable the feature

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

today I learned - using Linux at home since 2005ish and I have never had an auto-file generated on any USB attached drives of mine...

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I have manually made .directory files (using a bash script) to set icons on folders.

It feels good when programs let you know what they intend on doing.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I am not familiar with MacOS, but that seems like a nightmare. What is the purpose of these files?

[–] vvv@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

the macos file browser, Finder, lets you set a background for a folder, move file icons around to arbitrary positions, other shenanigans. in order for this to work across systems on removable storage media and network mounts, they have this.

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why not make the file when a change is made like with windows desktop.ini files?

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

I don't think the code is available for people to figure out whether there's a reason or if it's completely arbitrary.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I would also like a word with “bonjour” process while we’re at it.

Thought it was a virus when I first discovered it.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Hmm.. Smells like a windows user aswell.. Look at that:

~~.desktop~~ desktop.ini

Edit: fixed the filename

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Ah shit I've forgotten the ancient tablets, ill fix that thank you!

[–] Wolfizen@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago

System Volume Information

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

…and whoever decided a file system should be case insensitive by default, I hate you.

[–] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's the use case for case sensitive file names

[–] Speiser0@feddit.org 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Think the other way around: What's the use case for case insensitive file names? Does it justify the effort and complexity for the filesystem and the programs to know the difference between lower and upper space chars?

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What’s the use case for case insensitive file names?

Human comprehension.

Readme, readme, README, and ReadMe are not meaningfully different to the average user.

And for dorks like us - oh my god, tab completion, you know I mean Documents, just take the fucking d!

[–] Takumidesh@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Well an uppercase ASCII char is a different char than its lowercase counterpart. I would argue that not differentiating between them is an arbitrary rule that doesn't make any sense, and in many cases, is more computationally difficult as it involves more comparisons and string manipulations (converting everything to lower case).

And the result is that you ultimately get files with visually distinct names, that aren't actually treated as distinct, and so there is a disconnect from how we process information and how the computer is doing it.

'A' != 'a', they are just as unequal as 'a' and 'b'

Edit: I would say the use case is exactly the same as programming case sensitivity, characters have meaning and capitalizing them has intent. Casing strategies are immensely prevalent in programming and carry a lot of weight for identifying programmers' intent (properties vs backing fields as an example) similar intent can be shown with file names.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If I have four files, a.txt, A.txt, b.txt, and B.txt, in what order do they appear when I sort alphabetically?

edit: I don't understand why this was downvoted?

[–] Wildly_Utilize@infosec.pub 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] pankkake@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A computer will spit out A, B, a, b

See also: ASCII chart

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Every fucking folder in the file share has one of these

[–] Natanael@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

I saw somebody with Nintendo .DS_store as a username

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Where did this art come from? It seems like the cover to a tabletop wargame about the french and indian war or something.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just gitignore that. Same for dot idea and whatever vscode adds, if anything

[–] andioop@programming.dev 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

git add . > git commit -m "initial" > git push

Later when I git status or just look at the repo online… "oh crap I let .DS_Store in didn't I…" and then I remember to set up a .gitignore and make a new commit to take out the .DS_Store and put in the .gitignore.

[–] PartiallyApplied@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

You probably already know this, but for those who don’t, git can globally ignore patterns. It’s the first thing I set up after logging in. Honestly wish git just shipped this way out of the box (maybe match .DS_Store by name and some magic bytes?) with a way to disable it. Just for the sake of easier onboarding

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

you should do this with every one of these cases. btw, where does .Trash-1000 actually come from?

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 2 points 10 months ago

I had a long and frustrating conflict with this, on this post.

As @d_k_bo@feddit.org (An dem Punkt könnten wir auch einfach Deutsch labern) noted, it's a freedesktop.org specification.

I still stand the point that it's not very thought through (a hidden dir? Why?), and that blindly implementing it is annoying. It shouldn't be a universal standard for all systems, as it's only relevant if you use a file manager which can then use that dir as Trash dir - which I don't. That could be tested by only allowing filemanagers to create the dir, and if it doesn't exist, discard the data. That's probably how some programs work, as only Prismlauncher has created the dir.

Workaround: ln -s .Trash-1000 /dev/null

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Freedesktop.org’s trash specification. It’s where files moved to trash go before being deleted when it’s emptied. The 1000 is the user id.