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Texas Schools Add Attack Drones To Protect Students (www.dallasobserver.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Dadifer@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/34511710

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[–] Bubbey@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How long until the Manhacks are flying around?

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I can hear this image.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fantastic sound design!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I thought Texas didn't care about school children. CoughUvaldeCough

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

It's frightening that this is the state of gun ownership in the US, and that the companies making the poison are probably now also selling you the cure. But all things considering, this might actually be a useful application of the tech.

[–] dickalan@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure thing, buddy, corporations, and police forces and governments never overreach or do things they’re not supposed to do or get hacked or have crazy fucking leaders telling them what to do, I want you to think about what you just said and tell me again if it’s a good idea https://youtu.be/O-2tpwW0kmU

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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I just can’t tell these days.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I seriously read half the article before I realized it was real.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

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[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So a school shooter can defeat the drones with an army surplus gasmask .....got it.

[–] remon@ani.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

And some earplugs.

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