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With the Democratic Party struggling to find a new direction, former President Joe Biden and former first lady Jill Biden have offered to jump in and help with fundraising and rebuilding. (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

They already have chosen a new direction.
Unsurprisingly and in their tone-deaf character they have chosen the worst option.
"embrace patriotism" ban far-left candidate questionnaires and refuse to participate in forums that create ideological purity tests” , etc... I really hope this wakes up people to vote 3rd party, they do not represent working class people and never have.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Fark off. We're not giving you guys a goddamn thing. You are WAY too comfortable with doing nothing and compromising with 100% concentrated evil. I'll be voting for candidates who were born AFTER the Battle of the Bulge.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

"You don't have to do this, Joe, you really don't."

[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Fuck around and fuck off geezer

[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No need for a new direction, right? Biden can run for president even if dead, and liberals would still vote for him.

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[–] PanArab@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Just retire already. I still regret my vote for him.

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Fucking Useless goofy ass Joe

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

two weeks ago i tried searching to figure out where the fuck Biden had gone. couldn't find a thing besides the talent agency he'd signed with

[–] Estebiu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

He's like 80yo. Let him be

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Wow, and here this Friday didn't totally suck ass, but here we are.

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