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[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 days ago

Not even in programming but I'd have to at least test the wheel see if it's as good as I'm told

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sudo systemctl stop sawtrapd

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And don't forget
systemctl disable sawtrapd
so it won't restart again.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

sysyemctl disable --now sawtrapd to do both in one command.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 10 points 3 days ago

but is it written in 6510 assembly, with cool graphics and catchy music with fast arpeggios?

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago

Sure wheel 7 and wheel 10 were Ok, but wheel 11 is crap.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What do you mean developer? As soon as I got a dock so I could actually use my steam deck like a desktop, I started experimenting with everything!

Obviously, I would never escape that trap...

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[–] readsettlers_org@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But it doesn't conform to every cars specifications! A new standard must be invented!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I feel this! When I need to do something in my computer my first impulse is usually to think about writing the code. Doesn't matter how many free tools are already around. Why? Because software design and coding is fun! It's not cost-effective in terms of time and effort, but way more fun than reading a manual for an existing thing and getting good at that thing. Example: right now I'm looking for a self-hosted wiki to organize my upcoming D&D campaign. As I look through the docs for dokowiki and wikijs I'm already thinking, how hard can it be to write one? A mind is terrible thing!

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

But my wheel will be much better. I will start from the center with a very simple skeleton and build on top of it as needed. It will be very modular, elegant and easy to understand. It will be my masterpiece.

[–] phpinjected@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago
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