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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -2 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Who cares about a moron who needs a 9kg necklace, how's the MRI machine?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Let people enjoy the bling they earned.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -2 points 6 days ago

He can enjoy it at home. He could if he were still alive I guess.

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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago

This is why our education system is under funded.

[–] IWW4@lemmy.zip -5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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