Who cares about a moron who needs a 9kg necklace, how's the MRI machine?
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine
(www.independent.co.uk)
Let people enjoy the bling they earned.
He can enjoy it at home. He could if he were still alive I guess.
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This is why our education system is under funded.