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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

More jazz hands to distract media attention from the Epstein scandal

[–] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Who cares. I want to talk about Epstein, Trumpy.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

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[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

The reply here would be to post an AI video of Trump leading several young girls into the Oval office and locking the door.

[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

A deepfake of him with Epstein would have muddied the waters much more than this pathetic thing.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago

Sounds like fAkE nEwS...

It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] attempt@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If anyone makes a video of trump high fiving Epstein on the way back to the bedroom of his private jet with a teenager it might be equally disturbing, I hope we don’t find out

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Oh so it’s ok for him to use AI to spread lies but if anyone else has made one with him with his hand on a 13 yr old it’s suddenly an offence.

[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Child fuckers belong in jail, in a tiny cell, deep in the ocean, getting butt fucked by dildos around the clock.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 days ago

We're never going to be able to trust anything ever again. Especially because conservatives choose to accept anything that validates what they want to believe over things that can be verified. Critical thinking is not their strong suit. And they will abuse these platforms like a mofo.

[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There is an actual pic of Trump with a urinary catheter at a wrestling event. Dude is frail, likely has CHF, Cardiomyopathy and probably needs to retire. he also can't sleep... so can we consider he has a bit of sleep deprivation psychosis???

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[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 11 points 5 days ago

Sorry Trump your still a Pedo.

[–] Reality_Suit@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

I switched from calling him Trumpler to Trumpstein. I know it's petty, but I'm only calling him names while he's building concentration camps and "enjoying little secrets."

[–] etherphon@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Goddamn golden age of cinema with all the projection going on.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Obama still got that free penthouse suite in trumps head I see.

What a fucking dick hole

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

Damn Barack Obama is 63. How time flies

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.

You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.

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