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Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per police (local12.com)

submitted 6 days ago by kebab@endlesstalk.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 5 days ago

It was almost at the other side, you bastard!

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Aww. That poor chicken.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I can fix.. wait, no, she’s perfect.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hmmmm... Suspicious amount of people caring about chickens in these comments

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

The driver who killed the chicken is a shit stain and she will eventually kill someone. Imagine if that a child, elderly person or someone on a wheelchair.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 5 days ago

Is this it? Is this the answer?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

See you on the Other Side.

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