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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't feel all that sorry for him. I do feel bad for his kids, though.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

They'll probably be conscripted into an unmarked grave right next to his. Hopefully they'll make pretty flowers. Amazing how much damage stupidity can do

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

lol, he’s going to die for nothing. Sucks for his family, though.

Coming soon to an FPV drone video.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] angband@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (6 children)

One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight! Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

[–] Skydancer@pawb.social 10 points 1 day ago

A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and shot those two dead boys. If you don't think my story's true, ask the blind man. He saw it too..

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[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

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I hear that the Ukrainian drones are good at locking onto anti-woke solders.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tortured to death by Russians usually means lots of butt stuff. I feel no empathy for people who are on the side of evil, when the evil does what evil does to them.

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[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I hope he takes several bullets in the teeth.

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

He will swallow his gun the moment they hand one over to him. A Russian conscript and a foreigner from the softest country in history? This dude is probably dead already.

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[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I assume his sons, who can use the internet, warned him that he will likely die.

let me also predict that when he dies, the family will get a MIA letter and no compensation.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

"He deserted his new motherland. You're all under arrest."

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 day ago

When Tim Cook came out as gay, Russia took down a statue honoring Steve Jobs. That's a completely different person. How intolerant can you get?

This refugee from "woke" can suck it. Poor widdle baby gonna get shot, boo hoo.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Dumbfucks are gunna dumbfuck.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

Such a sad thing that nobody ever told him to very thing would happen. Repeatedly..

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