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Kash Patel Is Polygraphing FBI Staff to Find Out if They’re Being Mean About Him (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 1 day ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'm short, but my cock is huge! Compared to my pinky 😩

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 9 hours ago

should polygraph about his crazy eyes.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Once again, this isn’t a nottheonion because it’s completely plausible when I read the headline. I think this onion concept may by dead because real life is so fucking dumb

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

These LIARS are being mean about me!

- Joseph Stalin

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

What damned candy ass lol

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