Well, no one could say that to him
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Trump Congratulates Leader of English-Speaking Country for His Good English
(www.thedailybeast.com)
See? This is that shit i was talking about when he first ran when i was still in high school. Dude is so fucking oblivious.
At my high school, if you were a senior with a job (and it wouldn't affect your graduation) you could take a "work program" class which was supposed to be about personal finance and career goals. But the teacher sucked and every Friday, we'd watch a show tangentially related to jobs. That show? The Apprentice.
She thought Trump was a good businessman and we could learn some lessons. We were also assigned Art Of The Deal. She was not thrilled that we weren't into it.
And let me tell you, anyone who watches that show and reads his book then still walks away thinking Trump is anything but a bumbling idiot is a goddamn fool.
I've hated this dude for 20 years.
My theory is that a general lack of empathy caused his racist mindset combined with his his perceived superiority caused by his political power results in him not giving a fuck.
I’m more interested in why the nation thought that voting for a man who is (at least) politically retarded would have been a great thing in any way, shape or form. Like no one would hire someone who has never touched a computer in their life as CTO of some company; but we would vote Donald trump into one of the most powerful positions in the nation with no real credentials, experience or education in law and governance at all. Baffles me.
I see you have not met many CTOs, unfortunately.
Because the clowns running the show weren't willing to even entertain the thought of fixing the deeply broken status quo. When Trump, a political outsider, came and promised to take a sledgehammer to the system he was welcomed with open arms by many of the people who were most hurt by it. Of course Trump is, if anything, an escalation of the worst excesses of the system, but he was still a perfectly positioned straw to people who had nothing to hope for from the status quo. There's simply no equivalent sledgehammer coming from the left, so even people who would be predisposed to progressive politics flock to the only credible attempt to take down the system. What's going to replace it? They don't fucking care; nobody is out there selling the communist utopia so they're flocking to the all-white ethnostate.
PS: To anyone who feels the need to say "but Trump is bad!!!", yes but that's not the point.
So you are telling me that Donald Trump is a credible attempt to take a sledgehammer to the status quo because he is politically retarded and the left doesn't have someone who is politically retarded so that increases the right-wing pull? Like, I'm not even sure if Donald Trump can presently tell you what a tariff is, or the responsibilities of the 3 branches of government. I suppose this is what it looks like when the public votes for dictatorship. Appeal to peoples fear and tribal instincts and apparently the inability to rise above vanishes.
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Just voting vor a "celebrity" is insane to me. He grew up so privilaged even if he were not mentally ill, he had no idea how the world works. He has no idea what a world looks like where he shits his diapers and people point and laugh.
You're neglecting a whole side dish of stupidity.
They read a lot of books in Libraryia. Many such books. Everybody says so.
Yuuuuuge books, the biggest books anyone has ever seen
Inb4 it's a dictionary
"So many books. I can't believe how many books they had. There were books everywhere in this building."
If that wasn't cringe enough, here's what the article concludes with:
“I could do this all day,” Trump mused as the leaders took it in turns to flatter him.
It's going to be a long 50 years. You think it's fun now, just imagine when Junior is on the throne.
I genuinely thought it meant Trump was speaking up his own good English.
A lot of slightly smarter Americans wouldn't have taken the risk of such a remark, despite remaining oblivious to the mere existence of Liberia.
this is not trump being oblivious, this is trump being blatantly racist
Not both?
He's (probably accidentally) correct in this case, Joseph Boakai's first language is Kissi
They're "so well spoken". That's what makes them "one of the good ones".
If this turdsack actually makes it to Thanksgiving he's gonna go full racist while pardoning the turkey.
It's a farmed turkey, it's mostly white meat.
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I was really hoping for him to be talking with someone in the UK or something
Depending on the region, that might have validated him... /s
I despise Trump more than most but this article is silly. Only about half of Liberians speak English, and less than 2% speak it as their first language. It's the official language because there are 31 different languages spoken in the country and they need something to be lingua franca so why not make it English for added international appeal. India is similar
The official language of Liberia is English because the country was founded by former slaves and free black people from the USA.
Now you make me question whether it's a future deportation destination...
Also why the flag is almost the same I guess?
Presumably the leader of a country would be able to speak its official language, like how so many Canadian PMs speak both French and English
And even then, a better person wouldn't inject narcissism into their stupidity
I could have guessed Liberia, but I remember being genuinely surprised when I first discovered that Belize spoke English. I'd have expected Spanish, given the geography.
Until 1973, Belize was called British Honduras, that makes it less surprising.
Oh gods what did we do to make them anglophones? Belize, I know what we did to Liberia
Belize was the Brits, not Americans.
Ok, I'm just used to someone fucked around in south America in English it's probably America
Well, Belize is actually in North America (Central America and the Caribbean are considered to be part of the North American continent). There is an English-speaking country in South America as well: Guyana, which used to be known as British Guyana.
Damn Brits they made me able to communicate with foreigners! Next you're going to tell me there are a lot of people in Hong Kong who speak English. And they never even bothered to make one of their colonies speak Welsh as a joke
tRump sucks.
I would like to Return the compliment, but I can‘t.
That's what an educated person sounds like Donald.
I want him to say that to Starmer
"Thank you Mister President."
"Yunno, your king speaks good English too, I see a lot of people here speaking good English."
"Again, thank you Mister President."
Probably negotiating the minting more DJT Caesar commemorative proofs. Act now and you can get a SECOND DJT CAESAR commemorative proof free. ~(additional shipping and handling charges will apply).~
It's such a trump thing to do
Probably speaks better than him tbh. How long until he tries to rename English to American?
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