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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 2 days ago

He’s with my mother on the other side—Washington is watching from the other side! Teach me how to say goodbye

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

They’ve got their Revolutionary Guard Corps now, so your best hope now is probably for Baron Greenback to choke on his own tongue or something and then the rest of the regime tear each other apart over control.

[–] AccountMaker@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago
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