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Netanyahu surprises Trump with formal Nobel Peace Prize nomination (www.msn.com)

submitted 4 days ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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It's just gay porn now

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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 73 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think gay porn has a better plot. At least everyone involved gets a happy ending.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago

also infinitely more likeable characters

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bibi and Don Don were just missing Vlad in their splooge fest

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

He’s watching the camera feed from another room.

[–] blattrules@lemmy.world 51 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can war criminals nominate people for peace prizes?

[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 44 points 4 days ago (1 children)

War criminals can be awarded the Nobel peace prize.

e.g. Henry Kissinger.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

I can flip a coin to decide if any Nobel peace prize winner is an arse, and be correct more than not

[–] Saledovil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yes. A surprising number of people can nominate people for the noble peace prize. This isn't like the Oscar, where a nomination is already an achievement.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago

Honestly, looking at some of the movies that WON Oscars, a nomination just means a studio is backing them.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Netanyahu knows exactly what flatters that orange moron.

Also nominations doesn't mean anything, basically anyone can be nominated, it doesn't mean that they are being seriously considered. This is all a show by Netanyahu aimed at keeping Trump close.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 4 days ago

Trump is such a sucker.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 10 points 4 days ago

Textbook example is quid pro quo.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who makes this shit up?

[–] TediousTasks@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago

Rich, sociopathic cunts.

[–] toppy@lemy.lol 7 points 3 days ago

Noble peace prize has lost it's charm long back. I feel it should be discontinued. Barack Obama got noble peace prize and then went on to bomb countries. There are so many people in this world who have done good deeds but are not recognised.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago

That price was never particularly relevant, considering the past nominees and winners.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 3 days ago

this is an insult to even the absolute worst gay porn.

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

But if it goes to Trump, it can't also go to Daniella Weiss.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Three buttplug-shaped men walk into a room stroking each other

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

That's an insult to butt plugs. At least I can enjoy those.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I call for a vote of no confidence in chancellor Valorum.

[–] kudra@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

This isn't a surprise if I heard about it weeks ago.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Give it to joe biden instead lol

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Even better yet he should be joint recipient with Netanyahu and Putin