Buy European

I mean if Cyprus and French Guiana can join so can Canada if we can meet the requirements. It’s a political alliance of values.

I love these "nearly half" declarations of support the media likes to gin up.

So..."less than half", then?

I welcome the Canadians into the European Union!

Is what I would say, but I really, really, REALLY don’t want a border with the US. Russia alone is bad enough.

As an American, I endorse the idea. It would make it harder for Canada to be attacked, or worse, destroyed by Dogey America. Plus, it would allow the Free States of America to have a potential ally or trading party, better means for non-coms to flee from the conflict, and so forth.

It also works out for Canada, since that means having stronger trade connections with Europe. Considering that Dogey America is going to be an annoying prick and no longer a viable partner, having a solid trade network would help keep Canada prosperous.

I believe it will be a positive alliance for both Canada and the EU. Canadians are welcome!

....and the other half are Quebecois

Okay not a direct comparison but if I was playing a Paradox grand strategy game and the neighbor country started getting all fascist / authoritarian, I would want to group with like minded nations for protection. Hey we're already in a defense treaty with them why not make it a more inclusive type agreement? Personally I always felt culturally closer to the UK (yes I know not there anymore) than the US and thought many of our policies mirrored the US due to location and held us back.

honestly anything but being close to the us. it's bad enough they share a border.

As a EU/French I vehemently oppose that idea unless we get to see the Canadian mounted police to parade here on the Champs Elysée, this next 14th July :p

Let's start with Schengen zone membership and see how we feel after that. The currency would be a hard sell.

Step 1: Be USAmerican, non rabid Trump sycophant/cult member variant.

Step 2: Attempt to gain legal residency in Canada

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Step 4: I am now European.

Go for it Canada and the EU should send an invitation. Perhaps they should start with EEC membership and later receive full membership. MAGA would shit and f-them.

It’s been a movement here for over a decade now, surprised support is so low

Just half?

I appreciate the thought and the vote of confidence. Unity against the US would be nice. But, I'm afraid of the US influence in Canada. It's bad enough in the EU, but Canada probably is worse.

My conditions in order of importance, if I had any power at all, would be (and maybe Canada already has these):

• no "winner takes all" or first past the post anywhere - single transferable vote or ranked choice voting
• separation of church and state
• wealth tax aka "tax wealth, not work", it'll pay for a bunch of the below
• free public education
• universal healthcare without stupid deductibles
• the ability to live without a car in any place with more than 5k people i.e public transport FTW, high speed trains, buses, metros and trams, fuck cars
• opensource in all public services
• no deals with the US defence industry (although the EU council just made idiotic concessions)
• house the homeless
• state funded TV

Those are off the top of my head. Given more time, I'd probably come up with more, but I think those are the basic things I'd care about.

Edit: Yes, I'm aware most EU members don't have this, but Canada could be a lighthouse, guiding the rest of the members. It would probably see a huge influx of Europeans if those things were to be implemented.

I for once welcome our Canadian friends wholeheartedly!

Just a step on the inevitable road to one world polity. We should really be working out a roadmap to a world where everyone is a citizen of a worldstate with freedom to move, travel and trade freely regardless of where they were born. Basic rights should be protected everywhere by global enforcement, Borders should be administrative niceties and people should be free to migrate to areas which reflect their social and religious preferences in a global freemarket of societies where the most beneficial policies result in people voting with their feet.

If Canada joins EU that would make it the union less a European union, not saying I would mind that but we're gonna need a better name. Maybe invite Australia & New Zealand as well. Need to be quick though, before UK snatches them up.

Hear me out, wild plan: why not free the russians & add that as well.