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[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Damn it's been a while since a political nottheonion was actually a good nottheonion

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No thanks, I'm good.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I urge him to get bent!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Maybe he'll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon

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