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Not The Onion

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[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 6 points 5 days ago

Damn it's been a while since a political nottheonion was actually a good nottheonion

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I realize this is not the onion but does anyone have a different source?

This looks fake

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

No thanks, I'm good.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

As much as I fucking hate the irish star, they have a good headline for once.

[–] TheDeadlySquid@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago

I urge him to get bent!

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Maybe he'll trip and impale himself on a golf club soon

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