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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Is that her face?

Is that the sound of fast-approaching leopards?

Is it face-eating season?

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

I want to hear the crunch in THX when the leopard clamps down.

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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 18 hours ago

It's for OAN. sorry everyone

[–] spacer13@lemm.ee 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

She's just holding out for more concessions using their marginal bloc

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Here’s hoping some of the people in her camp receive the message.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Yeah that’s the thing, shes broadcasting to people that need to hear this, that would never see this in their feeds otherwise. Bannon and Carlson are too.

But if Trump pulls the trigger? Well, let’s see how they’ll cross him.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 10 points 10 hours ago
[–] BoycottPro@lemm.ee 9 points 11 hours ago

MTG is brainwashed by RT, tin foil hat conspiracy theories and memes from random people. Basically Fox News and NY Post are not crazy enough for her.

[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 9 hours ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

Lee Corso in a wig is SO CLOSE to self aware here.

Almost there, cro magnum bad bleach blonde boy bod

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 8 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

She flipped?!?!? wtf is going on? lol I swear I didn’t take drugs on a weekday.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 5 points 15 hours ago

She probably means they should getting their news from OANN and other more-right-than-FOX sources

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

What? No...say it isn't so. Fox News is a propaganda mouthpiece? I am just shocked I tell you, absolutely gobsmack shocked.

In other news...the sky is blue, for reasons that the Trump administration have deemed, illegal.

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago

I wouldn't be surprised if she were one of the handful sitting members of Congress who have no idea what roll they're required, by the oath of office that they swore to, to be apart of when was is declared.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 17 hours ago

Vomits go, MTG!

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

This is Majorie Taylor to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago
[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 6 points 17 hours ago

Oh, the irony.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Marjorie Karen Green was bound to be truthful about something eventually.

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[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

The moment when craziest person is giving you most sane advice ...

[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 hour ago

Rare conservative win

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

It’s not Thursday….

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