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[–] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 day ago

Good gawd. You can't make this shit up.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 day ago

Sorry, loan forgiveness is only for the rich.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

When you've only ever known privilege, being treated like everyone else would feel like discrimination.

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As an example, the lawsuit alleged that Faust and other white, male farmers are charged a $100 "administration fee" to participate in one program that exempts women and minority farmers from paying the same fee. In another example, Faust "participates in a USDA program that guarantees 90% of the value of loans to white farmers, but 95% to women and racial minorities," according to the report.

While I'm not exactly sympathetic to the "plight of the white man," it is a little weird (if true) that the USDA can have a "white men only fee" for some programs.

My understanding was that most DEI initiatives were built around breaking up old-boys-clubs by requiring preference for minority businesses when all other factors are considered equal. The above doesn't really feel like that.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 22 hours ago

Wait... His name is Faust? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago
[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

I'm TOTALLY FINE with My Tax dollars going to Their Loans AS LONG AS those loans are for TRACTORS and NOT EDUCATION!

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

However crazy, i still expect him to win the lawsuit.