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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As an omega male, I agree.

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

As a RC2 male, heavily agree.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 0 points 2 months ago

Arthur Morgan?

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 0 points 2 months ago

sounds suspiciously like something a rabbit would say

[–] testfactor@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's hard to tell these days. It's a miracle The Onion is still in business.

The Onion used to publish satire. Nows it's just print journalism.

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Having met a few nut jobs who are all about pseudoscience like homeopathy, crystal healing, and other forms of 'natural alternative medicines', this is exactly the type of shit I would expect them to say with a straight face.

Satire needs to be exaggerated to the point it is clear no one would actually say something so outlandish. This misses that mark.

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Am i missing something? Where's the science for this meme?

Or just a shit post...

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

If you have to ask... ;)

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Your body reacts to human waste in a terrible way for a reason. The reason? Evolution and natural selection.

Human waste carries all kinds of dangers. Eating it would just eventually kill you. It's "waste" for a reason for gods sake.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 0 points 2 months ago

Shh, you'll spoil the surprise...

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Please don't correct them. They're literally already willing to eat shit and die. There's hardly anything worse most of us would be willing to do to them. Let's just sit back, watch, and let nature take its course.

Popcorn?

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[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

But these ancient ancestors are dead now (probably?), maybe their plan wasnt that good after all😌

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

... he said, with a shit-eating grin...

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I think they fixed that bug in the beta male release.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay tough guy, show us how it's done. We'll wait.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 months ago

Yes and often as possible.

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago

After reading this my brain just squeezed itself out of my skull and began to organize a protest for more workplace-related health hazard protection.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I'm all for stupid eating their shit and piss. Please do that.