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[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago

He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Has absolutely nothing to show for it

But is still the richest person in the world

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[–] plyth@feddit.org 11 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Are people that stupid to overvalue Tesla that much for years or is somebody stabilizing the market rate? Somebody is playing 5D chess but it is not Musk.

[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

It's because so many institutional investors own Tesla stock. Most of the big hedge funds and that kind of thing. At least that's what I've heard, but it makes sense to me.

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 10 points 13 hours ago (13 children)

5d chess or not, hear me out.

He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.

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[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's hilarious that 4D chess is now for dummies and we're on to 5D chess.

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[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

I wonder if the trump cult also now hates him after saying he was the goat for the last 6 months.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.

I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.

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[–] Railcar8095@lemm.ee 9 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

He's not stupid, only suffers from drug induced dementia

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[–] danhab99@programming.dev 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He got lucky

His luck ran out

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately at the end of the day people like this will still be rich and not have to worry about the problems the rest of us do.

[–] _druid@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His companies go under, satellites fall from the sky.

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[–] Stern@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Sad what drugs will do to a person.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

They also used a very very old photo of him. He doesn't look like that anymore.

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[–] flandish@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

they are capitalists. they don’t “lose” money they just hedge in ways we do not yet know about. :/

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