Hey, it's illegal for a greentext to be this real.
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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(all "punishments" are actually rewards)
Real and ... straight? No, doesn't work.
Gay: they're both women
Fake: women on 4chan
If the punishment doesn't turn them on, what is even the point of doing the roleplay? 🤨
Isn't it obvious?
A rolled up newspaper.
What you do with it is up to you. Or up them, I guess.
Spray bottle
What in tarnation
Rub her noes in it.
Seek help
Reverse puppygirl hypno videos
Have you heard of "Leopold's apple"?
It’s all about that 1-day blinding stew
wet towel
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good puppy