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[–] loomy@lemy.lol 0 points 2 weeks ago
[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 weeks ago

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

No they're not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

[–] artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I know about it, and I'm quite glad that they're comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 0 points 2 weeks ago

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago
[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 0 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus Christ, get a room

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

I did not consent

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 0 points 2 weeks ago

I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

So....your face or mine?

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago

At least someone is having sex around here.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 0 points 2 weeks ago

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

New kink unlocked.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, I hate it.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Mites gotta mate

I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

[–] Demonmariner@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.