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Can anyone confirm accuracy? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 1 week ago by LadyButterfly@lazysoci.al to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Julia is a regular nerd?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

She is, and she's lovely.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please, direct your hatred for R here:

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[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

rust: you're about to get a blahaj and a tiny blue pill.

[–] jherazob@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago

I might be a nerd...

[–] ozoned@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about bash?

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don’t think I like any of them. This is just a job to me.

Just saw react in the “language” list and now I’m definitely a nerd.

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Which one of these symbols is Bash? If none, does that mean I'm not a nerd?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haha elixir is too obscure to be a nerd just us cool guys putting the fun in function

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

No Gleam either. That's one I'm wanting to try out.

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I used to be very opinionated about programming languages but now I just really love all of them.

Sure some might not be the best tool for some jobs but maintaining a language is insane and just such a mind-blowing endevour.

[–] epicstove@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My dad first learned to Code in Pascal. Where would he fall?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

I still do.

I wish they'd open source Delphi (and most of the libraries). Might actually breathe some life back into it.

[–] SyntaxError@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

We nagged our highschool around 97-98 until we got a programming course, we wanted c++ but the IT guy thought c++ would just be a fad, so we learned turbopascal.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Why tiktok

[–] Arcity@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago

The cool kids use AI to code

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Can't confirm, I'm old and a nerd and I love C++

[–] cole@lemdro.id 1 points 5 days ago

where is Dart :(

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