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[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

This why I stay away from astrology girls.

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Well it technically did, only due to the fact he had an absolute idiot wife.

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Honey, how about a nice hot cup of Minority Report?

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