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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Probably because "Max" sounds more like streaming service for cinemax than HBO. Just bad branding and arguably opens them up to copyright suit.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I didn't know they renamed it

[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 4 points 5 hours ago

I was wondering why the HBO Dwight Schrute meme was making the rounds again. I swear this is the corporate equivalent of changing your pronouns every month.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

The original change dropping HBO was one of the stupidest branding changes I've ever seen (and there's a lot of competition). To be honest, they'd be better off dropping the Max part instead.

[–] CentauriBeau@lemm.ee 3 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

How long until it goes back to just being HBO?

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago
[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

it will be HBO MAX +, or hbo max pro+ next.

[–] CentauriBeau@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

“HBO Go Max Now +” as it’s final shriek into the void before finally just returning to “HBO” 🤣

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

I'll never remember this new one

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

What a ride

[–] SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What bad PR did they do to cause a need for another stupid name change? Lol Max didn't have that HBO in it so people stopped thinking it was premium? I coulda fucking told you that.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I hate that their SEOs are good enough to get away with plain old max as a search term. It makes me irrationally angry when big corpos make these stupid decisions and get away with it, but only regret it when it immediately hurts their bottom line.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No way it's good SEO, it's 100% the search engines hard coding responses into their systems or something like that

The instantaneous speed and level of raw aggression some search terms have scream of meddling

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Not meddling. Paid promotion. Google sells advantage. Has for years and years.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 22 hours ago

This is bullshit.

I demand HBO Maxine.

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Somehow HBO Max returned

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

To be fair, the name "X" was already taken and Max Diddy doesn't roll off the tongue.

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

I'm all for letting people self-identify, but cmon and make up your mind already

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

HBO Maxxi would be so much better.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 20 hours ago

HBO go max or go home now.

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