Ok so what is the most obvious, unhide-able , agonizing, and debilitating disease he can get from this?
Because I hope he gets 330 million cases of it.
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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Necrotizing fasciitis
Man I would feel so good getting to laugh at that.
It would be a guilt free belly kinda laugh that actually makes me feel better.
Knowing how much pain he was feeling and how miserable he is would literally make my stress level go down.
Good. Hope he catches at least one instance of every shit disease floating in there.
this guys gonna get the fucking Darwin award if he keeps doing this 🤦
He's got kids and grandkids.
Darwin award doesn't apply here.
He gets the Herman Caine award.
Since then, he’s grown a pair of arms and is now trying to conquer the world
Hopefully a pair of ingrown arms.
I wonder if he started with the conspiracy theories after swimming in this stream for the first time