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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

180 seconds (3 minutes) is a hilarious overestimation of any fighter's ability. Unless you're counting the time it takes to bleed out.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

10 seconds of fighting, 170 seconds of screaming while being ripped apart.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

1 swipe from those giant claws will end you in less than 10 seconds.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago

Maybe that's counting the time taken by the polar bear to catch up to the ~~runner~~ fighter from the farthest distance they are capable to lock-onto a target.

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Or total time it takes to be consumed

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Where's that "imma fight a gorilla" guy when you need him?

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Polar bears are very curious animals, so if you back away while slowly undressing they will stop to inspect each piece of clothing, giving you time to get away.

[–] Prethoryn@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

They are also one of the few, next to tigers, land predators that actually have a taste for human blood. The nature of a polar bear thinks it can eat it then it will certainly try. You also absolutely cannot out run them.

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