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[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

The bear in the mural does not look tall enough to look in a second story window. Is that a young one?

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They may kill SEAL with a slap but how many polar bear slaps does it take to kill members of other special forces?

[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

That depends on the bear's tactical training, if the bear went through bootcamp then it's one slap, if the bear is also a SEAL then it's half a slap.

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[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Fighting bears isn’t that common of an encounter. I’d be more worried about deer and coyotes or even a single cougar than the off chance of encountering a bear. They will definitely fuck you up but it’s not like they are starting their day to be like “Imma go murder a human” in the same way other urban-adjacent animals are—I think they just wanna get that sweet sweet pick-a-nic basket.

dies from turkey assault

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You mean there are single cougars in you local area ? I always thought these ads were lying

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago

Maybe the targeted advertising got your location wrong?

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

There are enough of them that I no longer go in certain areas of the forest unless I'm armed. And I always have 2 arms on me at all times.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

And the cocaine. Some of them also want that sweet cocaine.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Moose are not to be trifled with either. If you accidentally put yourself between mama and baby, you’re gonna have a real bad time

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Polar bears will absolutely try to hunt you. They'll eat anything that moves. The only way to deal with a polar bear is a gun.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Here is a black bear, a grizzly, and a polar bear.

And Marcie.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 0 points 1 month ago
[–] SektorC@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Snapping out of your fantasy as you're being eaten alive is a bad move.

[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel like the other option is a Jacob’s Ladder experience

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[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 0 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Worked in Yellowstone for a summer.

Spent some time with the rangers. They got all sorts of questions...

Like which handgun caliber would be best to defend oneself from a bear.

Essentially, the ranger broke it down stating there was a weakness in the skull about the size of a bullet that you had to hit directly to have a chance of dropping a bear with a handgun. While its coming at you and pissed/hungry.

So essentially, you've just pissed off the bear before it gets it claws on you.

Well placed slugs from shotguns, rifle rounds, and preferably (according to the ranger in question) a tranquilizer to re-home the bear away from people. That being said, the bears are tracked to an extent and bears who show repeated behavior endangering themselves/tourists tend to be exterminated, sadly.

Hand to claw combat? Human is going down.

This is why in the past, when bears were hunted, they were hunted in their dens during hibernation - at the end of spears to keep that hungry bear as far away as possible from your soft easily rent flesh.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

rent flesh

Are we still doing phrasing?

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