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[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

He can't be pope......... He touches women, not kids

[–] yourgodlucifer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

he's been on epstiens island so he qualifies

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[–] libra00@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Someone with some photoshop skill ought to change this to be the face from the painting Trump said he hated it and then reply to his post with it. Bonus points if you add some greasy McDonald's stains to the hat and/or robe.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 23 hours ago

More zone flooding. Ignore and move on.

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

WTF, disgusting.

[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He misread pope as rape and signed right up.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Or maybe he figured he could molest more children

Wouldn’t even be in the top 5 of the worst or most immoral popes in history, which is crazy.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Just don't look! Just don't look!

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Do his hands look small? Even AI couldn't give Trump normal sized hands?

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

He should take inspiration the one thing all popes have done and do it right this moment.

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 0 points 16 hours ago

I think he wants to put the idea out there that he could "step in" as pope if needed.

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