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But the former truck mechanic said that he had "completely screwed up" early on when two cobra bites in quick succession left him in a coma.
"I didn't want to die. I didn't want to lose a finger. I didn't want to miss work," he told the BBC.
Missing work should be okay when you're in a coma. The US is weird.
Probably preparing himself for a battle of intellects with the Dread Pirate Roberts.
"We've learned from many witnesses that you've sustained over 200 bites. How did you do that?"
"Ain't nothin' but a thang. Ya'll got a cold beer?"