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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by Pat12@lemmy.world to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hey, bud. I can't leave the office after just getting there to go lift weights. I also have zero control over 80% of the meetings I attend. Dude has no idea how privileged he is.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Saying NO is a superpower!

"Hey, Sanctus. Where are you going? I was hoping you'd finish that report before noon?"

"Uh, OK? Guess I'll see you at the meeting with our main customer then."

See how easy that is?

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

Mate, it's impossible to work with you, we'll have to make you redundant, I'm sorry.