Wait, what.
I have to buy company merch, if I want it. Well, I did get a tote shopping bag one day..
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Wait, what.
I have to buy company merch, if I want it. Well, I did get a tote shopping bag one day..
I'd always assumed they gave them a salary as well. Thats what I have at my job.
Amateurs!
At Thermo Fischer, you had to work for 5 years before you got the branded Tshirt! And a base all cap.
Besides the odd biro, never once did I ever use company merch outside of an office. Definitely never used the shitty backpacks or laptop bags. Those got donated to Goodwill.