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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

He that pretendeth to be holy doth condemn not others but self to eternal emptiness

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There is teleportation in the Bible. Humanity just needs to up their game.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I want to hear more about biblical teleportation. I definitely missed that in Sunday school.

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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Do you believe that the wide expanses of our planet Earth were crafted for the common ant to explore?

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[–] vane@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To be clear it's lightspeed in space time, we "just" need to get rid of time to conquer the space.

[–] JPSound@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And to add the cherry on top, should you ever reach his arbitrary speed limit, it distorts time itself. Even if you flew through space at c for a little weekend getaway, you'd return to a now foreign world only to find time had skipped forward +2,000 years, your entire family and social circles long dead from old age with societal and technical advancements beyond what you could have ever thought possible, completely isolating you. You're now doomed to live in an unfamiliar world where not a single human speaks your language nor can they relate to you in any meaning way.

AKA, gods speeding ticket.

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

Here for the comments to see if there's a workaround.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 0 points 1 week ago

god didn't invent km's ; satan did

[–] Geodad@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Where's the proof that a god even exists? Except for the Planck time, physicists have all but explained how everything got here.

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

It’s a joke bruh. Relax.

And I’ll just say too that science has explained many things, sure. But to say it’s explained “how everything got here” is so far from the truth I’m not even going to try and argue here.

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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, now that I think about it, the observable universe have precisely that length because the speed of light, doesn't it?

[–] CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Its a combination of the speed of light and how inflation has varied the size of the universe. Light's only been able to travel about 14 billion light years since the universe began but those further regions used to be closer so light from them was already part of the way here when they vanished over the cosmic horizon.

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