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[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what drinking too much donkey juice does to the brain

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[–] jimjam5@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It’s still used today in valid contexts, e.g. in the automotive industry, “retard timings.” The only real slow or dense person seems to be Joe.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Joe Rogan, king of dumbasses.

[–] Franklin@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

every conservative thought leader is a dumb persons idea of a smart person

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

flame retardant.

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