I've been through many airport body scanners and I like men, so I guess it's true. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2025
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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay
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Holy fuck! How many times did he go through it?!
I mean, as much as the next thing. We don't really know what would turn people gay.
Ummm, nothing. It's a biological trait upon birth. Christians are so funny when they say it's a choice. So if you feel it's a choice, pastor, or Brother, then guess what? You have a biological attraction to men. But no, they'd rather continue the lie that the Bible condemns homosexuality, not pedophilia, as that means they are really in trouble.
Far-IR radiation is male, so sending it through your dick makes you gay.
I'm watching this going from this is freaking hilarious --> this is freaking ugly as fuck --> fuck this world as my thinking went deeper.
Probably the only good thing DOGE has done is slash TSA funding.
Dude, either shave the mustache or grow the rest of the beard.
As it stands now it's just a billboard for the Cruise Patrol.
there is no path forward until every christian in this country fears for their life.
They just turn me angry.