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[–] radiohead37@lemmynsfw.com 112 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Minimum qualifications:

  • master’s degree (or preferably PhD) in computer science, computer engineering, or related field.
  • 15 years of experience in developing finite element modeling simulations and implementing them as embedded, real time, distributed, and multithreaded applications.
  • Proficiency in the following languages: Python, C, C++, Rust, Ruby, MATLAB, Visual Basic, C#, JavaScript, R, PHP, Perl, Go, and Swift. COBOL is a plus.

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  • Write an html page for our team on our website.
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.

Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean, just because they post an ad for a rocket surgeon doesn't mean they find one. At least in the US, compsci professionals do not have any trouble finding work.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’ve been looking for 8 months… I’ve applied for over 100 positions and had one first round interview.

There is definitely trouble in the CS job market right now. I spoke to a recruiter who had no new jobs on their desk in two months.

[–] gt5@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

If you’re in engineering, be an ml engineer or live in a hub is what it is

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago

The absolut balloon of graduates isnt helping.

[–] burgerpocalyse@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

i havent even heard back from McDonald's

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 23 hours ago

You're the first I've heard say that in a long time.

In the rest of the world, even the West, the picture is more dire. Americans tend to avoid hiring non-Americans, and had early mover advantage on computers and the internet.

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